Pass the Popcorn! Hollywood Is Making a Movie Consisting of Only Author Cameos

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Don't mind us, we're just over here casually freaking out.


So unless you've been living under a rock (or in like, District 13) you've probably heard the buzz about this beautiful motion picture baby already. A feature film composed ONLY of author cameos? Pinch us. Please. And if this glorious moment turns out to be real, you might just need to stand by with a defibrillator or something because this much happiness is literally lethal and we'll pass out in actuality.

So the producers haven't said much, but if this cryptic tweet by her is anything to go by, fans of the Mortal Instruments could totally be seeing Cassandra Clare on the big screen yet again. If Cassie's in on the movie, it wouldn't come as a shock - she's already had hella cameo experience in City of Bones the movie: 

But in addition to established faces, word is that the movie probably will welcome several up-and-coming cameo actors. John Green is probably a shoe-in for the male lead. We mean, just look at him: 


ADORBS

And rumor is that for fight choreographer, they've just acquired the badass himself -
That's right 
CHRISTOPHER.....FUCKING....PAOLINI


POWER LEVELS = MAJESTIC AS FUCK

And with Veronica Roth probably playing a super fierce warrior, we can only imagine how action-packed and adrenaline-soaked this orgy of awesome is going to be.



Speaking of authors with serious screen cred, it's already pretty much a given that Stephenie Meyer will be in on the project as well. She made cameos in both Twilight and Breaking Dawn, and to be honest, we can't wait to see the softspoken housewife take voyeuristic pleasure in the union of a teen girl and her stalker in another film. 



Why does Hollywood still make regular movies? Like what I can't even

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